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The GOP Congressman Who Broke The Law At A Picnic

The GOP Congressman Who Broke The Law At A Picnic


OF COURSE, TRUMP ISN’T THE ONLY
REPUBLICAN AFRAID OF JOHNNY LAW. SO IS NEW YORK CONGRESSMAN AND
MAN POKING HIS HEAD UP FROM BEHIND A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF A
POLITICIAN AT THE FAIR, CHRIS COLLINS. TODAY, CONGRESSMAN COLLINS WAS
INDICTED ON INSIDER TRADING CHARGES. INSIDER TRADING IS THE WHITEST
OF ALL WHITE COLLAR CRIMES– IF YOU DON’T COUNT CONSPIRACY TO
WEAR KHAKIS TO A JIMMY BUFFET CONCERT. ( LAUGHTER )
NOW, COLLINS IS ON THE BOARD OF A PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY, AND
HE FOUND OUT BEFORE THE PUBLIC THAT THEIR BIGGEST NEW DRUG
FAILED A CLINICAL TRIAL. AND NOW HE’S ACCUSED OF PASSING
THAT INFORMATION ON TO HIS SON, PROMPTING THE SON AND OTHERS TO
SELL 1.78 MILLION SHARES SHORTLY BEFORE THE BAD NEWS WAS MADE
PUBLIC. ONE OF THE REASONS THIS IS
GETTING SO MUCH ATTENTION IS THAT BACK IN 2016, COLLINS WAS
THE FIRST MEMBER OF CONGRESS TO BACK DONALD TRUMP. SO IT’S NOT THE FIRST TIME HE’S
BEEN PART OF A MASSIVE CON JOB. ( LAUGHTER )
AND HERE’S THE CRAZY THING. COLLINS FOUND OUT ABOUT THE
FAILED DRUG TRIAL BY READING AN EMAIL WHILE HE WAS AT THE WHITE
HOUSE ATTENDING THE ANNUAL CONGRESSIONAL PICNIC. IN FACT– AND THIS IS TRUE– CBS
NEWS HAS EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF COLLINS ON THE PHONE AT THE
PICNIC. THERE HE IS. IN THE CIRCLE, ON THE PHONE
RIGHT THERE, PRESUMABLY CALLING HIS SON. NOW, WHILE CBS NEWS HAS ACQUIRED
THE VIDEO, “THE LATE SHOW” HAS ACQUIRED THE AUDIO. JIM, ENHANCE:
>>HILO? SELL! SELL! SELL, SELL, SELL! THIS IS CHRIS COLLINS! SELL! NO, WE’LL NEVER GET CAUGHT,
SELL!>>Stephen: ACCORDING,
ACCORDING– IT’S HARD TO HEAR, BUT I THINK HE’S SAYING SELL. ACCORDING TO THE INDICTMENT,
COLLINS TRIED TO CALL HIS SON 15 SECONDS AFTER LEARNING THE NEWS
BUT HAD TROUBLE REACHING HIM, MAKING SIX CALLS IN FIVE MINUTES
BEFORE CONNECTING. NO. IF YOU WANT TO CONSPIRE WITH
YOUR MILLENNIAL CHILDREN, YOU DON’T CALL, YOU TEXT. WHEN HE HEARD THE TRIAL FAILED,
HE SHOULD HAVE SENT THIS: “WE ARE IN DEEP… POOP EMOJI!”
WE’VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT. JIM ACOSTA FROM CNN IS HERE. BUT WHEN WE RETURN, I RUIN
SOMEONE’S WEDDING. STICK AROUND!

100 thoughts on “The GOP Congressman Who Broke The Law At A Picnic

  • Judging by the reactions you'd think the government was there do do other than line their own pockets and those of their friends and family. Wake up.

  • What makes our UNITED STATES OF AMERICA so freakin awesome…
    is our 1st admendment right of Freedom of Speech..!!!
    Because in many other countries this Douche Bag Colbert would be in Prison…
    or Dead.
    GOD BLESS AMERICA..!

  • I suspect nothing will happen to Collins, he's a rich white GOP Congressman. Now if he had been a black driving a car, that would have ended badly.

  • Well we know why he was the first to back Sgt. Bonespurs. Then there's Wilbur Ross, Scott Pruitt, Ryan Zinkey, Betsy DeVoss, Tom Price, Ben Carson. All of these fascist crooks are trying to clean the coffers of all of our own hard work. The most corrupt and treasonous administration in the country's history.

  • We'll see what happens to him…Martha Stewart went to jail for hers but obviously she wasn't a government official.

  • Wilbur Ross
    Chris Collins
    Paul Manafort
    Rick Gates
    Mike Flynn
    George Papadopolous
    You’ve gotta ask what the common denominator is…

  • Electing Trump's as President was what this country needed. Never have I seen so many people so alert about our government. Let's get this momentum moving and vote those will truly make a change, those that have humble upbringings, those that fight for American values, into office. Trump and his deplorables serves as reminder to us how low this country can become.

  • Collins got caught doing what real Republicans do daily on golf courses and in steam rooms across America to avoid losing on stock investments. You not so real Republicans (Trump's base as one example) are never privy to such insider information. Well, somebody has to lose and it may as well be the not so real Republicans.

  • Dear Mr. Steven Colbert,
    please, I'm begging you, PLEASE don't encourage people to write with emojis, not even joking. Encourage them to use their words. Human beings think in words; "language is the house of being." When people begin thinking in emojis, we begin the referalization process.

  • Chris Collins serves on committees: HEALTH, Oversight, Commerce/Tech. Clearly no conflicts of interest in the Trump Era. (for the clueless, that is sarcasm).

  • Please do a segment on the Article V Convention that is being petitioned by the GOP through individual State's Congress. The Article V Convention changes the way amendments are made to the Constitution. With the GOP holding a majority in Federal Congress this will give them the ability to change the Constitution without following the traditional rules of amendments. They need 38 state congress approval- as of right now they have 30 states approval- they only need 8 more states congress approval. This will give the GOP to amend anything in the constitution- term limits, personal liberties, voting rights, free press, gun ownership. If you are just reading this do research, find out about the topic, ask news outlets- yes even FOX to do news segments on the Article V Convention.

  • Does Colbert joke about Democrats too? Media bias akin to Fox News. Somebody needs to tell these late night guys that their political comedy is wearing thin. Oh sorry, I guess many of us did in the 2016 election. I feel my generation has been cheated in not having the pleasure of a Jonny Carson or a David Letterman. Colbert is such a dullard. He's not that funny, sadly.

  • I was from his district, never voted for him. He was a crook at low level politics, so there's no surpise here.

  • This is a thing I'm a bit conflicted on. Okay, if you're on the board of a particular company and you hear first hand knowledge of a failed trial or whatever. What are you supposed to do? I mean sit there and take a loss? Why would people in a major company put themselves in such a conflict of interest by holding shares in their company, if you're to sit on the information?

    I'd sell too. There's a lot of things about the business world that screams scam at me. Such as the scene in which Eddy Murphy's character Nick Valentine was being schooled by two stock brokers about making money on commissions on trading, and Nick Valentine said in reply, "Oh so you two are a couple of bookies". Which in effect, they are.

    Is it any wonder then, that Trump and his ilk act the way they do? Using and creating loop holes?

  • Yep – a card-carrying member of The Swamp your beloved President was supposed to be draining, Trumpeteers – hows that workin' out for ya ? I guess it must be all those Mexican illegals, the fake news and the Democrats in Congress stopping your man from carrying out his mandate ……

  • https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/concerns-over-trump-s-man-on-the-hill-links-to-aussie-biotech-ignored-20180809-p4zwks.html

  • I do like it when Australia makes the news in America but with this and the drought on the east coast it has happened too often.

  • Pissshaw, insider trading… we were ALL doing that back in the Go Go 80's….. ahem.
    IF they wanted to make big bucks they could have massively shorted the stock and then trashed it in the media themselves, taking ALL the money!
    Like my billionaire M. Shawn cousin who shorted the entire real estate market and crashed it all, and… AND he will not help me, in fact since I would not go along with their crimes the family conspired criminally to make me "a homeless person" – So no one would ever listen to me taking about their many many sodding crimes.

  • So, another politician breaking the law for their own financial benefit. You know, that's not even news now. That is what we expect of our politicians. Lying, cheating, tax dodging and anything else they need to do to stay rich, while the people that vote for them stay poor. It's about time normal' average Americans were made politicians.

  • And another one bites the dust. And another one does and another one does. Another one bites the dust.
    Sale, sale, sale= cell, cell, cell
    Trump IS draining the swamp. ALL his cronies. ????????

  • It's an Email world – leaked Hillary /trump tweets /insider trading : all in EMAILS . Pathetic for crocodile tears shedders pretending once, that Amazon causes loss to post office mail

  • He was indicated! He must have let his so called friends take a deep hit. When they found out he didn't loose money they were pissed!!!!!! Oh well 45 is sure draining the swamp – no one even talks about the swamp do they?

  • narrowing Down ON corruption, but still NOT getting Trump directly involved.
    What happended to the long lasted investigations Carried out by Bloomberg and The Financial Times re Trump and Kazakhstan?

  • If the US really wants no tariffs…… let them open up to China's electric Autos for 5k$ retail and see what happens to Elon Musk and the Auto makers. America and the canadian conservatives lie to us.
    If they want no tariffs then lets have no tariffs!

  • If he broke the law convict him. But let's have that across the board. No one, including Democrats, should be above the law. Harry Reids crooked land deals, Nancy Pelosi manipulating legislation for stock windfalls, Maxine Waters getting banking favors for her hubby and daughter, and the Queen of crooked deals and outright theft Hillary Clinton, and her bogus, money laundering "charity". Either our Government follows the same laws that the rest of us have to, or we live in a banana republic and there is no point obeying them. Wake UP people.

  • #ImpeachTrump #TreasonSummit
    #KeepFamiliesTogether
    #WeCallBS
    #NeverAgain
    #NetNeutrality
    #DraftBernie
    #Resist
    #WaterIsLife

  • and again…
    FREEDOM OF SPEECH
    in America gives us all the right to speak freely.
    just like your right to make your repleys.
    freakin "golf claps" for all of you.
    ?have a great day..!

  • and now poor keebler is getting blame for this according to Trump it is Jeffs sessions fault this happened chris does the crime and jeff sessions gets blame this only happens in Trumps world

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