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🎤REAL MADRID WON’T SURVIVE!🎤 Atleti win the SUPER CUP! (Real Madrid 2-4 Atletico Madrid Parody)

🎤REAL MADRID WON’T SURVIVE!🎤 Atleti win the SUPER CUP! (Real Madrid 2-4 Atletico Madrid Parody)

Good Evening, Ladies and Gentlemen… Let’s see how Real got on without me… In The SuuuuuperCup I’ll be needing that… At first they were Afraid! They were petrified! I knew they Wouldn’t Stand A chance… …Without me in their side! Gareth Got Lucky on the right! My Back-up Last year scored… 1-1! Ramos! 2-1! What …


CAMPING WITH BALDI! (Annoying Orange Field Trip)

CAMPING WITH BALDI! (Annoying Orange Field Trip)

(Orange muttering) (intense EDM) – Aye yo it’s AO with another gamer video! Look what it is again. It’s Baldi! Ooo. – [Baldi] Let’s go camping. – I don’t wanna go camping with Baldi. Yeah, I don’t think you have positive intents. (Orange laughing) Get it? In-“tents” (Orange laughing) The demo ends here. Why does …


HOW2: How to Survive an Alien Invasion

HOW2: How to Survive an Alien Invasion

– My name’s Orange. – And my name’s Pear. – Which is a huge coincidence ’cause I just so happen to be an orange, and he’s a pear. (laughing) – Yeah, har, har. Welcome back everyone to another episode of How 2. – [Orange] This week, we’ve got an Orange approved question from Pink Master, …


HOW2: How to Survive an Earthquake

HOW2: How to Survive an Earthquake

– Hey, fruit lovers! Try not to quake in your boots, but I shudder to think how this episode is gonna rock (laughs). – That’s right. Strap in, folks, ’cause today K.C. Luke wants to know how to survive an earthquake. – Nice! Way to shake it up with that question K.C. (laughs). – Now, …


How not to survive School

Oh yeah Dan! Why don’t you film your next video outside? That’s a great idea! *signs of coldness* So Okay, I am freezing my tits off. We’re going in. Right. So this is the the time of year when those of you who are still in school have just started to go back *snort* Sucks …


Metal Gear Survive Angry Review

Metal Gear Survive Angry Review

Jesus fucking Christ, Joe! What are you doing in my house? You wanna play a zombie game? A zombie game, god dammit! Okay, I’ll play your stupid zombie games this year to stop torturing me Come on. Let’s go. Joe? Get out from over there and let’s go! Come out from over there! Joe, let’s …


SMOSH VS ZOMBIES

SMOSH VS ZOMBIES

-Brains. Brains– -Shut up! We’re reporting live on how an Emo-haired loser and bowl-haired reject… ..managed to get so many views on their stupid videos, -right here in this– -(zombie yells) (reporter screams) (more shrieking) Man, I wanted to make fun of of those stupid-haired losers. (bell rings) No, we don’t want any more Boy …


100 Days Of Warframe

100 Days Of Warframe

LOTUS: Wake up, Tenno. LOTUS: Try moving around, take it slowly. ORDIS: …an interesting creation, Operator. LOTUS: This will be a lot easier if you go undetected. LOTUS: The alarms have been triggered, they know you are here. ORDIS: Operator! Did you know – ORDIS: –Groovy– A deadly arsenal, Operator. LOTUS: You won’t be able …


How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended

How The Hunger Games Should Have Ended

There they are – this year’s tributes. And what a fine bunch they are! Such excitement, such grace and… what? What is that?! (Katniss and Peeta shriek in pain) -(Katniss) Oh, we’re still on fire! -(Peeta) Somebody help us! -(Katniss) This wasn’t supposed to be like that! -(Peeta) It hurts breathing! -(Katniss) Oh, it burns! …


HOW2: How to Survive a Tornado!

HOW2: How to Survive a Tornado!

– ♪ Orange and Pear Orange and Pear ♪ Best friends forever And they share underwear! ♪ -(stammers) Okay, none of that is true! -(laughs) Welcome back, frooty toots! Underwear-sharing BFFs Orange and Pear here with another episode of “How2”! -(Pear groans) This week, NyanSheep wants to know… “How2 survive a tornado.” -Great question, NyanSheep! …

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